Advice
Tatsuha has been nice enough to give us a list of his personal favorite advising sayings in hopes that we all can take some of them to heart :3
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't.
There would be far fewer accidents if we could only teach telephone poles to be more careful.
The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.
One of the first things a child learns at school is that some other child is getting a bigger allowance.
Some husbands assert their independence by refusing to wear an apron while doing the dishes.
Insomnia: a contagious disease transmitted from babies to parents.
Intuition: that strange instinct that tells a woman she is right, whether she is or not.
Where there's a will there are relatives.
It's easy to spot winnersÑthey're the ones not complaining about the rules.
Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive.
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried slamming a revolving door
Behind every damsel is a fire-breathing dragon.
Treat everyone the same, until you find out they're an idiot.
Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
